Office Manager Roger the Hound announced today that the Gray Eagle Office Staff has added a new member, Ralph the Cat. The board agreed with Roger that his work archiving Golden Eagle memorabilia and editing your narrator's work was a 40-hour per week job. However, Roger has been logging an additional ten or more hours a week refereeing the Rogers-Laudenslager Missed Game-Winning Placekick Feud as well as answering the continuing onslaught of phone calls from Mssrs. Brooks and Stokes, both looking for resolution to the 'Best Looking Brockport Football Player of All Time' argument. Mr. Ralph comes to the Gray Eagle staff with a wealth of experience basking in the afternoon sun and mousing at home and the cottage, a talent that will prove useful in his new assignment, dealing with the fore-mentioned characters which, as we all know, is akin to herding cats.
Welcome, Ralph!
The office will be closed this weekend. Our team will be participating in a staff development program.